I ain't never seen a night that didn't have a dawn
Source: Laughing Squid
Abraham Lincoln created the Secret Service. Too bad it didn’t protect him from the whole assassination thing.
Mighty Boosh Turn ons:
- If you’re into Bailey’s mmm creamy beige
- If you have at least two crimps memorized
- If you find yourself in Jazz trances
- If you own a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks
- If you think the black bits in bananas are tarantulas eggs
- If you like to play crumb eye
- If you like Danish avant garde films
- If you don’t accessorize because there’s a simple truth to you.
- If you like the zooniverse where all your dreams become true…niverse.
- If you use goth juice, the most powerful hairspray known to man, made from the tears of Robert Smith.
- If you’re a colon explorer
- If you like water colours
- If you’re into funky music
- And Jazz
- If you know nothing of the crunch
- If you think the moon is a vanilla rapist
- If you think yorkshire is a place, yorkshire is a state of mind.
- If you want to be the mayor of stationary village
- If you think this is an outrage